*!*!* LOOKING FOR ROCKSTAR PERSONAL ASSISTANT//ART+CRYPTO+BABY *!*!*
>>Pay is $30-40 per hour with additional rewards for top performers.<<
Howdy!
We are looking for a rockstar personal assistant.
About Us:
* We're two parents with a lovely son who are in Noe Valley making the dream work.
* We're salt of the earth folk who are ambitious realists with a focus on impact.
* We spend our time amplifying the brightside: silver linings, hacks for good, and pragmatic action even in hard times.
>>>Who We Need!!<<<
* You are organized. You like spreadsheets, and maybe you even know how to cook a good meal (we love folks with Michelin or top service experience).
* You communicate clearly. We don't beat around the bush and you shouldn't either. Call a spade a spade so we can all move faster.
* You like a challenge that is well-defined and achievable. We're dealing with real issues that have temporal and physical constraints. We expect you to be able to reason about them as a good actor.
>>>Why this job is lit?<<<
* We are connected to the cultural zeitgeist of San Francisco. Part of our mission is to amplify the vibrant contemporary art scene in this city.
* We are committed to helping level the playing field. Another part of our mission is delivering meaningful solutions to complex problems all over the world.
* We will build you up. We want you to self-actualize with us. Let's make this thing beautiful.
>>>What's the Day to day like?<<<
* Help us make sure our child thrives. We want to stimulate him, feed him, and show him all of the possibilities of this world.
* Drive bureaucracy to ZERO. We handle a lot fo bureaucracy in our day jobs and want less in our home. Help!!
* Delicious food: We cook, you cook, we all eat well.
If this sounds like something you're excited about, send us a resume and references to previous families you've worked with.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.