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Marina and the Purple Bitches will eat you alive. (san jose downtown)

Hello,

We an established band that’s been on tour since 2023. We are Marina and the Purple Bitches. Our shows are known for melting faces and generally causing pandemonium. Conservative cities have banned our shows.

We normally charge $10,000 per show - but for a limited time we’re having a 50% sale for the low price of $5000.

Book now bitches!

-MC

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