πΊ TINY TREASURE ALERT: Small Antique Cabinet Seeking New Home πΊ
Listen, this little beauty has seen some THINGS. Possibly the Roaring Twenties. Definitely several questionable wallpaper trends. And now it's ready for its next chapter with you.
π STATS:
30x 14x 13.5 in
β¨ PERSONALITY TRAITS:
- Charming patina that screams "I have stories"
- Original hardware that still works (unlike my New Year's resolutions)
- Perfect size for literally anywhere: bathroom, entryway, that weird corner you don't know what to do with
- Holds secrets, tchotchkes, and your collection of things you swear you'll organize someday
π BEST SUITED FOR:
- Collectors of cool old stuff
- People who say "vintage" instead of "old"
- Anyone tired of particle board nonsense
- You, probably
π° PRICE: $55 (firm, unless you bring cookies)
This cabinet has more character in one drawer pull than IKEA's entire catalog. Real wood. Real craftsmanship. Real cute.
π Located in: Los Gatos
π Pickup only (it's small but I'm not delivering it to Idaho)
Serious inquiries only. Please include your favorite decade in your response so I know you're not a bot.
First come, first served. This won't last longβunlike the cabinet itself, which will outlive us all.