We’re cheap. We’re open late. Last wash goes at 10 PM. Our prices haven’t changed since Blockbuster was still a thing. Machines may or may not work—we’re not being generous, we just forgot how to program the machines.
We’re not fancy. We’re not great. Borderline terrible, honestly. But your clothes? They’ll come out clean. That’s the best we can promise.
Some machines work. Some pretend to work. Some are unionized. Our bill changer only functions when emotionally supported. We accept US quarters and plastic via an app on the phone. Soap vending machine? Four options, all expired. You bring the detergents, we’ll bring the barely contained chaos. Adventure guaranteed.
Special Offer:
Take a picture of your laundry and send us your funniest story. We might post it on our social media… eventually. If it goes viral, you could win free laundry for a month and be crowned honorary Grand Master of the Block Party.
Come for the clean clothes. Stay for the experience.
Coin Wash
3894 El Camino Real
coinwash101 at outlook dot com