Not the house. Not the solar. THE TILES. All ~4,900 of them. Moving to Arizona and apparently you can't take your roof with you. I asked.
⛔ SOLAR NOT FOR SALE. DON'T ASK.
🎁 GUTTERS ARE FREE WITH BULK PURCHASE. DO ASK.
🔍 WHAT THEY ARE:
Monier Premier flat concrete tiles — DISCONTINUED. Stamped MONIER on the bottom, date code 90, PREMIER on the face. I flipped one over like a Dateline detective. I have the photos.
Monier got acquired by Boral. This profile is GONE. The factory is probably a Starbucks now. You cannot buy these new. The only source is salvage.
Enough to re-roof an entire home or supply a contractor for 5 years.
🏷️ SPECS:
📛 Monier Premier — flat concrete, interlocking
📅 Manufactured 1990
🎨 Brown/tan → weathered to dark charcoal
⚖️ ~9.5 lbs per tile
🔥 Class A fire rated
💀 DISCONTINUED — extinct — kaput
💰 PRICING — "I NEED TO MOVE TO ARIZONA":
💥 BULK (take all): $3,000 OBO
📦 Per square (100 tiles): $100
🧱 Per tile: $1.50 each (min 50)
Boneyards sell these at $5–$8/tile. New Boral equivalents: $20+/tile. This lot at boneyard retail: $23,000–$40,000. I'm asking $3,000. Do the math.
🎁 FREE GUTTERS:
Full aluminum gutter system from a 2,808 sqft two-story. $1,500–$2,500 in scrap value. You're already bringing a truck for 25 tons of tile. The gutters are like free fries with your burger except the fries are worth $2,000 in scrap metal.
🎯 WHO NEEDS THESE:
🔨 Contractors — stop telling clients "we can't match it"
🏡 Homeowners — thousands of NorCal 85-95 homes have this exact tile
🏗️ Boneyards — 49 squares, one profile, one trip
👀 That person on Nextdoor posting "ISO flat roof tile" since September — hi, I see you
🚛 PICKUP:
📍 Rohnert Park, CA 94928
📅 Ready mid-March 2026
⚠️ 22–25 TONS. Bring a flatbed. Not your Prius. Not your cousin's Tacoma. A REAL truck.
💪 I provide commentary and cold drinks. You provide labor and friends who actually show up.
❓ QUICK Q&A:
Q: Solar included? A: ⛔ No.
Q: But— A: ⛔ NO.
Q: Really Monier? A: Stamped on the bottom. Photos available.
Q: Match my roof? A: NorCal home built 85-95? Almost certainly. Bring a sample.
Q: $500? A: I have SOME dignity left. A small amount. Shrinking daily. But it's there.
Q: $2,000? A: 📞 Call me.
Q: Same guy as the Flakemaster 5000? A: 🏆 The very same. Local legend status confirmed.
Rohnert Park's most honest marketplace seller.
Everything must go. Except the solar. Don't ask. ⛔