HALLOWEEN DECORATION ESTATE SALE Spooky Buffet Plus Día de los Muertos
**HALLOWEEN DECORATION ESTATE SALE - Spooky Buffet Plus Día de los Muertos - $80 Take What You Want (Rohnert Park)**
🎃 FOR SALE: Enough Halloween decorations to make your house the neighborhood landmark OR stock your garage sale booth for next October.
**THE DEAL:**
Pay $80, take whatever you want. Seriously. Fill your truck, make multiple trips, become the Halloween house on your block. I just need my sunroom back.
**WHAT'S IN THE COLLECTION:**
- Approximately 847 plastic pumpkins (I stopped counting)
- Witch legs that look like she crashed into your roof
- "BOO" and "SPOOKY" signs (in case people were confused)
- Skulls in various states of decay
- Orange and black garlands (miles of them)
- Light-up decorations that probably still work
- Día de los Muertos pieces mixed in
- That one pink metallic star that got lost but tries its best
- Ghost/scarecrow things on sticks
- Wreaths for every door you own plus your neighbor's
- Paper bags with faces (classic)
- Things that hang, things that stand, things that judge you
**PERFECT FOR:**
- Resellers who actually show up to swap meets
- Anyone who goes ALL OUT for Halloween
- Teachers who need classroom decorations forever
- People planning next year already (you organized angel)
- Someone opening a year-round Halloween store
- Día de los Muertos celebrations
- Anyone who thinks "too many decorations" is a myth
**THE HONEST TRUTH:**
I collected these over years thinking I'd be "that house" every Halloween. Turns out I'm more of a "turn off the porch light and hide" person. These decorations deserve someone who'll actually use them instead of storing them 11.5 months a year.
**CONDITION:** Ranges from "still has tags" to "survived multiple Halloweens"
**BUFFET RULES:**
- One price: $80
- Take what you want, leave what you don't
- Bring boxes/bags (I'm out)
- No picking through and leaving a mess
- If you take the witch legs, you're my hero
**CULTURAL BONUS:**
Good mix of Halloween AND Día de los Muertos items. Perfect for our neighborhood's diverse celebrations. Some beautiful skull pieces and traditional elements mixed in with the plastic pumpkin army.
**PRICE: $80** (Less than one trip to Spirit Halloween)
📍 **LOCATION:** Rohnert Park, near Sonoma State
**PICKUP ONLY** - It's all laid out in my sunroom for easy shopping
💰 **PAYMENT:** Cash or Venmo
**Q&A:**
Q: "Can I just buy specific pieces?"
A: No, this is a buffet situation. $80 gets you shopping rights.
Q: "Why are you selling before next Halloween?"
A: Because I need my sunroom back before THIS Halloween becomes next Christmas.
Q: "Is any of it broken?"
A: Everything's in decent shape. Some pieces are "vintage" (old).
Q: "Will you hold it until October?"
A: Will you store it until October? That's what I thought.
*Serious inquiries only. Take advantage of my lack of storage space and excess of holiday ambition.*
**Para mis amigos latinos:** Hay varias piezas de Día de los Muertos también. Perfect for your ofrenda or decorations. Todo por $80, toma lo que quieras.