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DEFINITELY NOT A TINY HOME™ - Backyard Office of Your WFH Dreams - $10,000 (rohnert pk / cotati)
condition:
good
size / dimensions:
16'x8'x8
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**LEGAL DISCLAIMER:** This is an OFFICE. For WORKING. Not living. No one lives here. Stop asking about the bathroom because IT DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
**THE SPECS:**
- 16 feet long x 8 feet wide (128 sq ft of pure productivity)
- 120 sq ft of interior space (after the fancy insulation ate 8 sq ft)
- Fully insulated (because even your Zoom calls deserve comfort)
- Sheetrock walls (real walls! Not that plastic shed nonsense!)
- Fresh paint job (to hide the tears of whoever built this during lockdown)
**LUXURY FEATURES:**
- Heat pump that both heats AND cools (science is amazing)
- Wall-mounted TV (for "video conferences" aka Netflix)
- Mirror (to practice your "camera-off" face)
- French doors that scream "I'm sophisticated"
- Windows for judging your neighbors while "working"
- Electrical outlets for all your procrastination devices
**PERFECT FOR:**
- Escaping your family while "on a very important call"
- Starting that podcast nobody asked for
- Hiding from your responsibilities in climate-controlled comfort
- Actually working (but let's be real...)
- Definitely NOT sleeping in (because it's NOT a tiny home, remember?)
**MOVING REQUIREMENTS:**
- One (1) flatbed trailer
- Six (6) humans with functional spines and questionable judgment
- OR three (3) CrossFit enthusiasts who won't shut up about their WOD
- A complete disregard for personal safety
- Really good insurance
**NOT INCLUDED:**
- Bathroom (I cannot stress this enough)
- Kitchen (it's an OFFICE)
- Bed (OFFICE!)
- Any admission that someone could totally live in this
**BUYER MUST AGREE TO:**
- Never call it a tiny home
- Tell anyone who asks that it's for "business purposes only"
- Sign a blood oath to the zoning gods
- Have a plan for bathroom breaks (your house? Starbucks? Nature?)
**PRICE: $10,000** - Less than your therapy bills from working at the kitchen table
📍 **LOCATION:** Rohnert Park, near Sonoma State
**PICKUP ONLY** - And by pickup, I mean bring a crane, a priest, and a miracle
💰 **PAYMENT:** Cash, Venmo, or cryptocurrency (because nothing says "legitimate office purchase" like Bitcoin)
**BONUS:** Will throw in my collection of "Working From Home" lies and a map of nearby public restrooms
⚠️ **SERIOUS NOTE:** This beautiful, fully-functional OFFICE STRUCTURE (not tiny home!) is genuinely perfect for remote work, art studio, meditation space, or storage for your crushed dreams. Just needs some muscle to relocate.
*Please stop asking if you can add a composting toilet. The answer is no. It's an OFFICE.*