(Model: iRobot Roomba i4 EVO – Retails new for $275)
Meet my Roomba. He’s technically brilliant, emotionally unpredictable, and has a complicated relationship with my dresser.
He’s been a loyal little worker — zipping around, inhaling dust bunnies, and trying his best to keep the chaos in check. Unfortunately, he has one tragic flaw: he really loves to get stuck under furniture. Like, every time. I think he sees it as a challenge. Or a forbidden love. Either way, he’s left with some white paint streaks on his top as battle scars from his many attempts at freedom.
Despite his stubborn streak, he works perfectly fine. Sucks up dirt like a champ, charges normally, and has plenty of life left — he just deserves a home with slightly taller furniture or a more forgiving layout than mine.