ποΈπ FOR SALE: New WolfWise Beach Tent β Basically Still a Virgin πποΈ
Because your beach game deserves more than an old bedsheet and wishful thinking.
This WolfWise beach tent is:
π Brand Spankin' New β Only came out of the bag for a photo shoot (itβs already more famous than your ex).
π― Tent is 100% perfect β No rips, no tears, no regrets. Sand-free and drama-free.
π Carrying bag has a small tear β barely a flesh wound. More of a βcharacter scar.β Still carries like a champ.
π Pops up faster than a toddler on sugar.
π¬οΈ Shields you from sun, wind, judgmental seagulls.
π Ideal for beach days, park naps, or pretending you're outdoorsy.
π° Yours for a deal β because retail prices are for people who hate savings.
First come, first shade. π€οΈ
DM before I keep it and use it as my new office.
Also looking to trade for wine barrels or half barrels for planting.