For sale: Smart Bird Feeder with Camera, brand new, factory sealed, never opened, never installed, never used to spy on birds.
It was a Christmas gift. I appreciated the thought. I do not want to livestream birds eating.
What it does (theoretically):
• Feeds birds
• Films birds
• Sends you notifications like “A sparrow is here” so you can ignore them in HD
• Makes you the NSA of your backyard
Condition:
• New
• Sealed
• Untouched
• Zero bird crumbs
Pickup only:
Available Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday. Please do not ask about weekends, shipping, or carrier pigeons.
Price: $50. Firm. That’s half the price of most smart devices that also judge your lifestyle choices.
If you’ve ever thought, “I wish I could watch birds without going outside,” this is your moment.