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2008 Subaru Outback 2.5i Limited - $5,000 (oakland lake merritt / grand)
2008
Subaru Outback
VIN:
4S4BP62C887326125
condition:
good
cylinders:
4 cylinders
drive:
4wd
fuel:
gas
odometer:
247,500
paint color:
silver
title status:
clean
transmission:
automatic
type:
SUV
odometer rolled over
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*A Gay Automotive Fanfiction*
In the twilight between worlds — somewhere between a dusty Craigslist realm and the enchanted meadows of Facebook Marketplace — there stood a silver chariot known only in whispers as **The Outback**.
Forged in 2008, when the stars were young and Subaru reigned as Patron Saint of Practical Lesbians, this loyal steed has journeyed far. **247,500 miles**, to be exact — though she carries them with the grace of a warrior queen who moisturizes.
Her heart (engine) was replaced at 160,000 miles by the previous Keeper, an ancient mechanic-sage who murmured: *“She will ride again.”*
And ride she did.
🌿 Chapter I — The Renewal
Recently, the Outback underwent the **Ritual of Alternation** and the **Battery Awakening**, emerging with fresh power coursing through her veins.
Her air conditioning was **recharged by the Frost Mages**, restoring an icy breath capable of chilling the hottest summer or the fiercest ex.
Her **VIN, 4S4BP62C887326125**, is etched into prophecy. Legend says those who speak it aloud will find themselves overwhelmed with sudden competence at Home Depot.
🛡️ Chapter II — Her Form
* **4-Wheel Drive**, said to grip the earth like a determined lesbian gripping the last folding chair at Pride
* **4 cylinders**, each representing an element: Earth, Air, Fuel, and Gay Determination
* **Automatic transmission**, because fate itself shifts for her
* **Silver exterior**, gleaming like moonlight on a lake where two cottagecore girlfriends confess their forbidden love
* **Clean title**, for she has committed no crimes (she’s simply been present for many)
🌈 Chapter III — The Quest
She is ready for her next Chosen One — someone brave, someone tender, someone who understands that a Subaru is not simply a car, but a companion in the sacred journeys:
* To the farmers market
* To the thrift store
* To the campsite where you’ll kiss someone under the stars
* To pick up another houseplant you *swear* you have space for
* To help your friend move even though you said “never again”
She has lived, she has learned, she has carried the emotional baggage of her owners without complaint. Truly, a gay icon.
🔮 Final Message from the Outback
“I have traveled long roads, faced many potholes, and ferried countless friends through storms.
I am ready for my next adventure.
Choose me, and I shall carry you wherever your queer little heart desires.”
🌟 **DM to summon me for a test drive.**