I run a funky small shop that does a wide collection of interesting things. If you have a brood of children and a big mortgage I'm not the 401K you are seeking.
I'm looking for the painfully curious, those who ask too many questions. I'm especially interested in those that can do so without frustrating the questioned.
I'm looking for those that have mused in museums, spent more time in the museum bookshops than looking at the art, wondered about curation as much as the art works.
I'm looking for those who have made things, not just in college, not just for burning man.
Those who have sketchbooks, with them and piled somewhere in their life.
Those who play with words and giggle at odd moments.
Those with a strong inter-critic and the ability to it off.
Those NOT so jaded that they have forgotten how to exclaim WOW when faced with the sublime or extraordinary.
The person I'm most likely look for has just read this posting and has decided not to respond. Here's the test for that person. Show this post to a good friend or lover. If they think you should respond, you should.
If you argue why Mac's are better then PC's don't respond. If you have to sit with your back to the wall, don't bother. If you've never tried uni, try it. If you practice any ideology which tells you how you should view those and the world around you, move on to the next posting.
How not to respond,
Attach your resume and say nothing.
Attach your resume.
Start your email with to whom it might concern.
Things you might disclose,
Recently read book(s) that you enjoyed.
Your favorite dish to cook or have cooked for you.
Songs sung regularly in the shower.
Where you buy your shoes?
If you have all your fingers?
Why do I ask these questions? Because everybody knows Photoshop, Ilustrator, Dreamweaver, blah, blah, blah. Everybody has managed a project for (insert big important name here). Everyone has a piece of paper that has dates on it that usually look like 2001-2004 did something, 2004-2006 did it again.
- Compensation: Hourly or by request.
- Telecommuting is ok.
- This is a part-time job.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.